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Ninja's must-have!
With the tools you've prepared in advance,
keep cutting the cucumber you're going to buy!
- Ninja's must-have? - Ninja's must-have?
With our ninja's favorite challenge,
our ninja's will see it for themselves.
That's the meaning of the title, I think.
Cutting with a ninja.
This time, it's a simple battle, but...
We're divided into teams of first row, second row, and third row.
With the items you've bought in advance,
you're going to keep cutting the cucumber you're going to leave behind.
That's the title of the challenge.
First of the three,
one player and two preparers.
That's how this team works.
The two preparers...
are going to buy a lot of things they think they can use to cut the cucumber.
And the player is going to see for the first time
what the preparer has bought at the moment of their start.
They're going to judge quickly and cut the cucumber
and see if they can use it for something.
But here's the important part.
You can only use what you've used to cut the cucumber once.
You can't use the same thing twice.
So, it's important which order you use it.
The cucumber will start to move away from you.
First of all, in front of you.
When you've cut it,
the cucumber will move 50 centimeters back.
If you succeed, you'll be 1 meter, 1.5 meters, 2 meters...
And from here, you'll be 3 meters, 4 meters...
- 7 meters, 10 meters... - That's pretty far.
From there, you'll be cutting it 5 meters, 15, 20, 25, 30 meters.
- That's pretty far. - This cucumber...
- It'll move as far as you can. - I see.
Theoretically, it's infinite.
It's a battle of which team can cut it all the way.
The time limit for cutting the cucumber is...
- 5 minutes. - Once in 5 minutes.
Once in 5 minutes.
If you're infinitely prepared, it'll be a lot of work.
- This time, up to 100,000 yen. - Okay.
- Each team, up to 100,000 yen. - It's been a while.
Only up to 100,000 yen...
- It's a little tough. - It's tough.
So, the team behind me...
- I'll be the player and you... - Yes.
- Toshimitsu-san will be the player. - Yes.
For example, long scissors like these are really strong, right?
- Definitely. - I think it'd be nice if we could buy a lot of those.
But we've decided that each genre is exactly the same.
- Up to one. - Up to one genre.
So, there's only one kind of scissors called "scissors".
- I hope we'll be fine here. - Let's get started.
Keep cutting, cucumber!
Battle...
- Start! - Oh!
- It's colder than I thought! - It's cold.
- Let me quickly introduce them. - Okay.
Let's start with ours.
Ta-da!
- There are two longer ones. - Yes.
- Let's start with the one we think is the shortest. - Yeah.
- Well, it's this one. - Oh!
To be honest, for the one on this side, anything is fine.
- Even bricks are fine. - Yeah.
- I think it's this one. - It's a shuriken.
- It's a little... - What? Rubber?
- I thought you'd make a shuriken made of iron. - Yeah, it can't be helped.
- And... - Yes?
- That one is fine. - Yeah.
- The one you can cut most safely. - Yeah.
- This is a "sukia". - It's a "sukia".
- Is it this simple? - It's this one.
- It's a little closer. - It's this one.
- Wow! - Queen's mouth.
- Yeah. - Wow!
- This is...
- It's a normal spear. - Isn't it heavy? - Yeah, it's a normal spear.
- It's a normal spear and this is a ball. - Yeah.
- I'm a basketball player, so I'm good at one - stroke table tennis. - Yeah.
- And if it's a ball, if you throw it, it'll roll over and you'll hit it. It's a ball, so... - Roll over?
- It's an arrow. - Oh...
- It's a thing of conversation. - Go, go, go!
- Oh, my! - It's like a flint. - You're often asked about it.
- There's an arrow. - Ah!
- Mr. Denjiro recommended it. - It's a buzzword recently.
It's about Renjiro sensei's winning and losing skills.
- He won 140 times! - Wow!
I think this is the team we chose.
- It's a draw. - Oh, it's a draw.
This is the...
Curee...
...support bomb.
I think this one's broken too, but it has a goal.
I think that's about it!
Well, we can't use all of them, can we?
- Yeah. - We only have five of them.
- Let's look at that one. - Okay.
- Ta-da! - Wow!
It's so rough!
There's a lot of things you can't tell at first glance.
Did we really order this?
You know, with the leftover money...
- We have a lot of things we can throw away. - Yeah.
- An ace? - Yeah, it's an ace.
- Which one is this? - It's a pork cutlet.
- Huh? An airgun? - No, it's a water gun.
- A water gun! - Huh? What's that?
- Water guns are strong. - Wow!
- This one has a gas gun. - Yeah.
It's not an airgun, but it's a gas gun.
- This one is... - It's a red helicopter toy.
- It's a radio control helicopter. - Yeah, it's a radio control helicopter.
- Oh, it's a baseball. - Yeah, it's a baseball.
- This one is also... - It's a flashlight.
- This one is... - It's for close range.
- What's this one? - It's like a match and a lighter.
- Did we say that? - Oh, I said it. Sorry.
- What do you do with a match? - You burn it.
- An incendiary? - An incendiary.
- A torch, right? - And this one is also a hockey stick.
- Oh, we have one of those, too. - We have one of those.
- We have a lot of things we can't tell at first glance. - Yeah.
This one is...
- Huh? There's a really big hockey stick. - Huh?
- It's a big hockey stick. - Huh?
- What do you use a big hockey stick for? - A big hockey stick is...
- To see if you can use it.
- Huh? - Huh?
- To see if you can use it. - To see if you can use it.
- We just want you to see it. - Well, that's about it.
- Yes! - We're in trouble.
- Are you okay? - Thank you very much. We won.
First, let's have Toshimitsu-san cut the cucumber.
- Okay! - Toshimitsu-san is walking here with half of his eyes closed.
- Please stand in front of the stand. - Okay.
Toshimitsu-san, you can use what's in the stand.
- Please don't look at it yet. - Okay.
It'll take you five minutes, so please cut the cucumber.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Ready...
- Start! - Go!
- This is zero meters. - Zero meters...
You don't have to cut it yet.
- Can I taste it first? - Yes, you can.
- There's a bowl and scissors, but I don't want to use them yet. - Wow, it's heavy.
- I see. - I see.
- I wonder if it's safe... - Zero distance!
- I'll cut it here. - Okay!
- One minute has passed! - Should we cut it now?
- Hop! - Nice!
- Cut! - Okay, okay!
- It was cleaner than I thought. - Nice cutting!
- It feels good! - Please eat that cucumber.
Huh?
- Eat the cucumber! - No, it's fine.
You sound like a bully.
- Next, it's 50 centimeters. - It's pretty wide.
- We won't use this scope anymore. - Okay.
Please move the cucumber!
You can't reach it with your hands, so you'll have to use something to hold it.
- Okay, Toshimi-san! - Yes!
- 50 centimeters! Are you ready? - Okay!
Okay, then! Chop the cucumber!
- Start! - That's what it's called.
Wow, this is hard!
Okay, I've decided! I'll use the shuriken!
Will it reach? To be honest.
I want to throw it once.
- Ah... - Okay, okay.
I dropped it.
- Ah, but I lost two. Is it over? - Aim, aim!
- That was close! - I want to reach two.
- Yay! - Yay!
Good job!
- What was the next distance? - One meter.
One meter!
You can't reach it with your hands unless you have a normal hearing ability.
- Okay! - Okay!
Ready, start!
- Oh, this is what I'm trying to do with my hand power. - It's like a tree.
- It's like I'm going to jump off. - It's pretty steady.
- I thought you'd jump right away. - Well, it's either or.
- They're both the same for me. - Which one?
- Wait a minute, this one.
- Oh, it's like this. - Amazing.
- I see. Watch out! - It's insanely long!
- Why did you disassemble it? - That's true.
- Watch out! - So, it's decided.
- This is totally... - A boomerang, right?
- Here we go. - Yes!
- Nice! - It's pretty cold, though.
- Next is 1.5 meters. - 1.5!
- It's not that high. - Please move it.
- So, one-headed two-stage cucumber spirit, ready, start! - Oh, but this...
- But if you throw it once, it's not over, right? - Of course not!
- Oh, yeah, I only had one chance at this. - But you didn't miss it here.
- Um... you're doing it for nothing. - That's right.
- You should be able to go pretty far. - It's a fishing rod!
- Isn't it a fishing rod? - Look closely!
- Oh, there's something in it. - Huh?
- What the hell is this?! - Is it a blowfish?!
- Oh, it's a blowfish! - No, it's a blowfish!
- I'll go with the blowfish! - How do you use this?
- I don't know. - Ohohohoho!
- Interesting! - Huh?!
- That was close! - You can do it!
- I thought my cheek would explode!
- Ohohoho! - Wow!
- You got it! - Wow!
- You got it?!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You're taking damage! - Oh, you're cutting it off!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You cut it off! - Wow!
- Wow! - Good job!
- Good job, Shimizu! You're good at using a blowfish!
- Ready! - Ready!
- Oh! - Oh, you're good!
- That's a good choice, using a blowfish here!
- That's definitely a blowfish here! That was close! - That was close!
- You have one minute left!
- I want you to use a blowfish here! - That's right!
- You have 45 seconds left!
- If you have to cut it off, you can do it! - Yeah!
- 30 seconds!
- You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
- I want you to use a blowfish here!
- 20 seconds!
- You can do it! You can do it! - 10! - 10! - 8! - 7! 6!
- 5! - Change it! - 4! - Change it! - 3! - 2! - 1!
- He said it's complicated. - He said it's really complicated. - He said it's complicated.
Well, it broke all of a sudden, and well...
- It's fine, it's fine. - It was delivered safely, so...
Can we end it here? It won't be fun if we end it here, so...
- It's over! - Alright!
Wow, we were so close!
- Alright, next up is 2 meters! - Yes!
- It's so far away! - Are you ready?
It feels like it's suddenly getting farther away.
Alright, 2 meters! Ready...
- Start! - Ah...
This is...
This is ignorance! Absolutely ignorance!
Ignorance and...
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it!
Here I go!
- Nice! - Yeah!
That was close!
Alright, Toshimitsu, from here...
The cucumber that was cutting at 50 centimeters...
- has now cut 1 meter and become 3 meters! - That's right!
Alright, let's do it!
- Cut 3 meters of cucumber! - Yes!
Ready...
- Action! - This is hard!
- I have a bad feeling about this... - It's hard, isn't it?
Scissors!
Actually, the peak was earlier, wasn't it?
Here I go!
That was close!
You can do it, Inoue!
That was close!
It went over again!
Here I go!
You're a pro...
OK, good job!
OK, now it's 4 meters!
OK, Toshimi-san, let's get this over with!
It's started raining, so...
4 meters!
Ready...
Start!
This is it, right here!
I have no choice but to throw it!
Honestly, I have no choice but to do it!
It's like you're not going to do it!
You're holding your own shoulder!
It feels like you're doing it!
Here I go!
Good job, Inoue!
You're so good at throwing pins and needles!
He's so good at it!
He used to throw pins and needles!
Pins and needles... I don't think you've ever been used like that!
It's OK!
How many meters is it next?
5 meters!
OK, Toshimi-san, 5 meters!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
I'm a little worried about this kid!
How old is he?
Oh, he's 10 years old!
He's a little weak!
I'm using a ball that I bought on Earth!
You can't see it at all on camera!
Oh, it's coming out!
It's coming out!
Huh?
Wait...
It's stuck!
One minute left!
This is...
A magazine...
You can't do it!
40 seconds!
He's wearing goggles!
He's so good at it!
Oh, no!
He's throwing a magazine instead of shooting a gun!
19 seconds left!
Oh, no!
I'm going home!
Can he do it?
He did it!
That was cool!
You're good at it!
2 meters at once!
7 meters!
Are you ready, Toshimi-san?
I'm ready!
Ready...
Go!
This is a drone!
No matter what, it's a drone!
Start!
Go!
How?!
We don't know how to use this at all!
What is this?!
Toshimi-san?!
No way!
Are you sure about this?!
Sorry!
What is this game?!
It doesn't matter anymore!
This is going to be an analytic splatter!
You're good!
2 minutes left!
2 minutes?!
1 minute left!
Oh, no!
So close!
50 seconds left!
You can do it!
I'll block it!
Can you do it?
25 seconds left!
20 seconds!
12 seconds left!
4!
1!
0!
So close!
Mr. Toshimitsu's score is 5 meters!
What is this?
Mr. Toshimitsu, how was it?
I think it's frustrating.
Frustrating?
I don't know.
It's heavy.
To be honest, I think 5 meters is a win for us.
Really?
It's wonderful.
It was strong.
It was wonderful.
Nice!
I'm frustrated that you cut 10 meters.
It's frustrating.
Now, I'd like to give the money to Tetsuya, the adventurous challenger who wants to cut his salary!
Tetsuya!
Now, 5 minutes!
Yes!
I was sleeping, so I'll do it before one minute.
Ready!
Yes!
Start!
You can do it!
Calm down!
I think only the enemy can do it.
What is this?
What does it mean?
Can I look at it first?
Yes!
Jelly?
Jelly!
I'll do it!
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
Next to the jelly...
I can't do it directly, right?
Yes!
Jelly came out!
Jelly...
Jelly came out!
I can't do it anymore!
Why?
Did you get it?
As soon as the jelly fell, I thought I had to eat it.
The worst!
It's pretty sweet, isn't it?
I got it!
Nice!
It's so bad to eat a beetle jelly like this!
It's bad!
Now, next, 50 centimeters!
Ready, start!
This distance is...
I see, there's a lot of things!
Oh, match!
Match?
There are a lot of things that are hard to accept at first glance!
It's because you guys' team is four times better!
It's a little scary!
As expected, this is the best!
Can you throw it?
Wow! But I feel like I can use anything!
You can use anything!
Then you're excellent!
This is amazing!
Warehouse!
Weapon warehouse!
Anything is fine with this project!
It's a project, isn't it?
You can use it as a stone!
Wow! This is a little hard to use!
This...
Don't tell me you're going to take this and do it!
I don't have a day to play with you like that!
Be careful not to let your feet come out!
I did it!
Please eat up that broken ball!
Oh, it's still up there!
Why do you eat it so quickly?
Oh, you're kidding me!
Hey, don't fool me!
It's too big for you!
I'm going to eat it all up!
Now, let's go!
Ready, start!
I'll do it like this!
How do you feel?
I did it!
That's good!
Wow!
You're always posing like that!
You don't feel like you're doing anything!
Okay, let's keep going!
Let's go! Ready, start!
I think I can do a little more of this!
I think it's good to have something that's hard to throw!
Is it hard to throw?
What do you mean, is it hard to throw?
Oh!
Huh?
Is it an oak tree?
It's an oak tree!
Could it be...
Uh...
Uh!
I just realized...
This team might not be good!
Oh!
Huh?
Oh!
Doesn't it look strong?
It's all 30 seconds!
It's like a tree... Huh?
What is this?
Oh!
Is that what it is?!
I thought it was an oak tree!
No, it's definitely not an oak tree!
It's shaking a lot!
It's like a plank!
Here I go!
Wow!
First place!
How can you be happy about such a big thing?
Yay!
It hurts!
Shut up!
Ready...
Start!
Could this be a pair of scissors?
Oh, it's coming!
Oh!
I see!
Oh!
It's cool!
I think we can still do it!
Are you trying it?
I'm trying it!
Oh, you're trying this, too!
You're trying this, too!
You have to try it!
I'll try it!
Oh, but it was just right!
Good timing!
Let's go!
It's my first time seeing such a thing!
Here I go!
Oh!
This is...
This is fun!
This is nice!
This is just right!
Here I go!
Ready...
Start!
This one!
Next!
Oh, this is bad!
This is bad!
This trick is really bad!
This is bad!
There is still some time left.
This is bad!
But you are getting close.
I'm back!
Half of it!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
This is bad!
Half of it!
What is this guy doing?
What are you doing on YouTube for the 10th year?
Give me some mercy!
What am I doing?
Half of it!
This is bad!
It's Kenji!
This is bad!
I did it!
Thank you!
That was close!
I thought I was going to die!
That was close!
I'm glad I did it!
5 meters!
Let's go!
I think it's easy to throw this!
Are you going to throw it again?
I see!
That's amazing!
That's how it is!
Good!
You can throw it in the first place.
Are you stupid?
That's how you do it!
I'm sorry!
The tape is no longer working!
I'm sorry!
It's not okay!
It's a waste of time!
Don't do it!
It's in the house!
Oh!
The line came out!
It's a waste of time!
Do it again!
Oh!
Do it again!
There are 2 minutes and 15 seconds left!
What are you going to do with it?
Oh!
It's a waste of time!
It's weaker than you think!
You may drown just by getting caught!
It's quite difficult!
Oh!
5 minutes and 30 seconds left!
Don't give up!
I have no choice but to go this time!
I don't know what the criteria are!
I'm going to throw the ball first!
Is it an easy-to-retrieve ball?
Oh!
You're good!
It's a waste of time!
How many minutes are left?
48 seconds!
I have no choice but to throw it!
You're fast!
Take a risk!
Oh!
Wow! Thank you!
You can throw it!
Next, it's 7 meters.
7!
Ready, go!
No, no, no, no!
I have no choice but to go!
I've seen that picture!
Oh!
Awesome!
Looks dangerous!
But I'll do my best!
Oh! I did it!
Oh!
Awesome!
You're strong!
I can do it!
You're strong!
Oh, no!
You did it well!
You're running 7 meters every time!
4 minutes left!
Oh!
But you can do it!
It's pretty stable, isn't it?
Yes!
Oh!
Awesome!
- Oh, you've started putting in the nabemuta. - Oh no! I'm out of gas!
- Are you collecting it? - I'm collecting it!
- Please! - Since you're out of gas, you'll have to put it in one by one.
- Oh no! - There's only two minutes left!
- I'll put it in in two minutes! - Two minutes!
I only put in a dozen shots!
- Is this gas? It's a little powerful. - It's gas, isn't it?
It's too fluffy!
- No matter how much you put in... - I'm going to cancel it anyway!
I'm going to cancel it!
- It doesn't look like this! - It doesn't look like this!
- It really doesn't!
- It looks cool! - Oh, it's shooting!
- Oh no! - Only one minute left!
- Oh no! - One minute!
- I have no choice but to put it in! - I'm going to cancel it!
- Oh!
- It's coming back! - Oh!
- Oh!
It's hitting!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's coming back! - It's gas, isn't it?
- You used another one, didn't you? - No!
No!
- One! - Isn't this a bomb?
- Oh! - Time's up!
- Thank you for playing!
- Damn it! - The rain was too heavy!
- Your record was 5 meters! - See you!
- How was it? - I'll announce the results!
- Let's play! - Let's end this match!
- Let's end this match with an ending pose. - But since it wasn't decided...
- The champion doesn't exist in this world. - The main tournament will be back!
- Don't make me do it! - Don't make me do it!
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